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Divine Proclamations

from the Ickle Monkey God (tm)

Name:
One True Deity
The Ickle Monkey God™ is not a real deity.
Smiting requests are handled on a first-come, first-served basis.
Idol worshipping may be detrimental to your health and/or your chances of entering the afterlife.
I make do not guarantees about the quality of my divine services.
No refunds.
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